it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
My vagina is very pro this idea
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
