stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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