grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
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Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
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" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
we should paint friendship bongs
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