All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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