Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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