so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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