Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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