My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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