Porn is love you can see.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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