dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize