i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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