Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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