Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
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Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
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She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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