Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
we're making bets on your personal life
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
True college students do jello shots in the library
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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