He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
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I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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