you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
dude. I can hear the air.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
