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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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