I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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