So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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