Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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