Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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