David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
