i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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