Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Rumble strips road head = magical
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
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and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I have already put on my inside pants.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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