jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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You. Win. At. Life.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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