everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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