Those balls look pretty dangerous.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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