are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Just cropdusted the office
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
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Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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