i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
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Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
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AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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