All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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