I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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