New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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