Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
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You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
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I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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