Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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