she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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