I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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