I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Couch. On fire.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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