idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
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I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober