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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.

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(719): View more from Colorado

If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.

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(410): View more from Maryland

i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.

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(303): View more from Colorado

this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am

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(514): View more from Quebec

I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.

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(914): View more from New York

Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.

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