Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.