Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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