she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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