I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
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So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
We had sex on a dog bed..
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest