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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  i just google imaged poop.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless

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• (916): View more from California

  Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.

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• (650): View more from California

  I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?

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  I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.

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• (831): View more from California

  Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.

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  It's definitely revenge time.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?

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