What should our trivia night team be named?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.