That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
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Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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