So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
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I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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