Please, let me fuck your mom
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
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He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
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I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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