In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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