Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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