do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
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Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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