Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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