what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
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Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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