Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack