Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
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How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave