I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
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I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.