Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
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Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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