My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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