do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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