She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
