White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
