even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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