plz talk dirty to me
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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