You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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